TheDerangedArtist

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

vegannvagina:

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

• Yes, this is agreeable
• Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
• What a surprising twist!
• Aren’t human beings remarkable?
• Splendid.

amphypop:

You ever just have that one insult that sort of singles out all the compliments you ever get

sherokutakari:

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

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